"If you like old movies and listening to albums don’t sit next to me at a wedding."
Baby Adolf: At least my mommy isn't in a coma from acid!
Baby Joseph: At least my mommy doesn't read psychological quarterlies!
"Sometimes I’ll invite a Radcliffe tootsie to one of my tea parties for reasons that I have but I’m not telling anyone."
"The Battle of Stalingrad is so entertaining. It should be a Disney movie."