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The baby despots are: Baby Adolf * Baby Marie-Antoinette * Baby Jong-il * Baby Uday & Qusay * Baby George III * Baby Idi * Baby Joseph * Baby Mary I * Baby Alexander * Baby Napoleon.

Today is another stupid, gross, broken day in America.

Here is what  Baby Joseph thinks you should do…

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Today is Thursday, which is why you have to read Ariana Reines’ chapbook-length poem Thursday.

Baby George III made his mommy read to him (and, after she finished, he made her read it again), and these are his favorite parts.

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"Gay people are so weird and creepy. There should be a law against them or something."
-Baby Alexander

Baby Marie-Antoinette thinks there’s tons of cutie-patooties on the St. Louis Cardinals. But these are the ones who she thinks are the cutie-patootiest.

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"I’m a young ass nigga who likes to shoot stuff."
-Baby Idi
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