A long long time ago, all the Bambi Muse baby despots’ governesses read them the boy poet Paul Legault’s first collection of verse, The Madeline Poems. But Baby Marie-Antoinette wasn’t a part of Bambi Muse then. Now, though, she is. And just a couple of nights ago, while gobbling glamorously away at a soft chewy cherry cream cheese croissant, Baby Marie-Antoinette’s governess, Countess Brandeis, read her a little lyric from Madeline entitled “Madeline As Stone, What Is To Die Of You?” Here is Baby Marie-Antoinette’s close reading of the poem.
“ Why is Mayor Bloomberg in the process of penning a Holocaust memoir called Citi Bike? ”
Baby Adolf
May 22, 2013
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“ I suspect Martin Sheen is a sorcerer, and not the good kind. ”
Baby Jong-il
May 22, 2013
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“ Mayor Bloomberg is carrying a unique strain of bacterial meningitis! ”
Baby Adolf
May 21, 2013
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May 21, 2013
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May 21, 2013
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May 21, 2013
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May 21, 2013
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May 20, 2013
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“ Girl’s faces always tell on them. They ain’t got any back-bone. ”
Tom Sawyer
