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The baby despots are: Baby Adolf * Baby Marie-Antoinette * Baby Jong-il * Baby Uday & Qusay * Baby George III * Baby Idi * Baby Joseph * Baby Mary I * Baby Alexander * Baby Napoleon.
"Why isn’t there a three-hour long (and maybe more) epic movie about Columbine? There’s ones about the Holocaust, slavery, and the Titanic. Ugh, Hollywood is so gay. They should all be raped in a not good way."
-Baby Uday & Qusay
"That’s why we’re the army of one, not the group of assholes with guns."
-Andre Kriegman

American People:  What do you want, pussy?
Baby Mary I:  I want you dead, bitches.
American People:  Umm...
Baby Mary I:  Bang bang!!!

Today is April 20th, 2014, which means it’s Easter, the day that Columbine happened in 1999, and the day when three new baby despots come to Bambi Muse.

This is who the three new baby despots are…

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"I hate naked pictures, but I would let Eric and Dylan take naked pictures of me."
-Baby Marie-Antoinette
"America is code for failing losers."
-Baby George III
"It’s all truth and beauty with Matt Adams."
-Baby George III
"Life-affirming movies that are 1 hour and 50 minutes long are bad."
-Baby Jong-il
Black Bow Tie