Today is another stupid, gross, broken day in America.
Here is what Baby Joseph thinks you should do…
Today is Thursday, which is why you have to read Ariana Reines’ chapbook-length poem Thursday.
Baby George III made his mommy read to him (and, after she finished, he made her read it again), and these are his favorite parts.
"Gay people are so weird and creepy. There should be a law against them or something."
Baby Marie-Antoinette thinks there’s tons of cutie-patooties on the St. Louis Cardinals. But these are the ones who she thinks are the cutie-patootiest.