Today is another stupid nighttime in America. This is what Baby George III thinks you should do:
"Jhonny Peralta could probably shoot six million black boys and no one would get angry with him because he’s so one-of-a-kind."
"Matt Carpenter grounded into a double play, which is bad. But then Nick Greenwood got three outs in a row, which is good. Hopefully, Matt Holiday will hit a home run, and we can all eat cookie dough and crush on that cute Ferguson police chief ."
Baby Idi thinks that there’s lots of other people who the Ferguson police should be shooting at besides black people, like:
"Girls shouldn’t be allowed to do anything but wear pretty big bows in their hair, so be quiet."