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The baby despots are: Baby Adolf * Baby Marie-Antoinette * Baby Jong-il * Baby Uday & Qusay * Baby George III * Baby Idi * Baby Joseph * Baby Mary I * Baby Alexander * Baby Napoleon.
"Jarrod Dyson is my boyfriend and Brandon Finnigan is my boyfriend but Sean Doolittle isn’t my boyfriend because he’s not like the other two."
-Baby Idi 
"What if the Kansas City Royals and Oakland Athletics Wild Card game goes on for two more hours!?"
-Baby Uday & Qusay 
"Brandon Moss is a public enemy, so don’t follow him anywhere or anything."
-Baby Napoleon 
"Not a lot of people are probably going to donate to Stephen Tully Dierks’ next Pop Serial Kickstarter now."
-Baby Jong-il

If the St. Louis Cardinals don’t win the World Series this is what Baby Marie-Antoinette is going to do:

  • Growl like Kevin Arnold’s daddy.
  • Eat tons of bagels, especially cinnamon raisin ones.
  • Wear a mask.  
"If you see Drake crying outside of a Midtown subway entrance what are you supposed to do?"
-Baby Idi 
"The St. Louis Cardinals won the NL Central division. I want to eat cookie dough until all of my teeth hurt so bad that they fall out."
-Baby Mary I 
Black Bow Tie