“On this day in 1999, Eric was probably trying to get that older girl to come over. He didn’t go to prom like Dylan. If I was Eric’s boyfriend, I wouldn’t care about going to prom, just as long as we spent prom night together somehow.”—Baby Alexander
Once on a cold, poopy, and depressing nighttime, Baby Alexander’s mommy read him the Grey Bird, a mini collection of thirteen emoji poems by Carina Finn, with facing English translations by Stephanie Berger.
I’m going to go caca on one of your airplanes, and I’m not gonna tell anyone, not even a stewardess. So everyone will be like why does it smell like caca on this airplane? And no one will be able to say why. So everyone will feel gross and ruined.