"Amazon isn’t actually a river. It’s a stupid website run by Jewish people."
"The IRS is so stupid. What does is it even stand for? Idiots Scarfing Down Roast Beef Sandwiches?"
"I don’t want to live in a world controlled by Jews, Orientals, and slobs."
"Whenever I have a tummy ache or something I visit Dr. Josef Mengele because he’s the best doctor there is."