A lot of football players are hitting others, and they’re doing so off the so-called “gridiron,” so some of the Bambi Muse baby despots had a round-table discussion about this.
Baby Mary I is going to wear this hoodie by Marc Jacobs today because it looks super comfy, as well as cute and sort of army-like
"Matt Holiday didn’t home run. Ray Rice can punch me in the face now."
Baby George III didn’t like that Tommy Pham didn’t score, but he did like that Carlos Gomez is stupid and so is Joanthan Lucroy and Aramis Ramirez.
Dear Football Players,
You don’t need to be suspended, you need to be my boyfriends.