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The baby despots are: Baby Adolf * Baby Marie-Antoinette * Baby Jong-il * Baby Uday & Qusay * Baby George III * Baby Idi * Baby Joseph * Baby Mary I * Baby Alexander * Baby Napoleon.

Baby Marie-Antoinette is so upset that the St. Louis Cardinals didn’t win against the San Francisco Giants so this is what she’s going to do this Friday night:

  • Go under her bed and watch Aerosmith’s music video for Cryin.
  • Eat a roll of cookie dough, then part of another one, then stop.
  • Be mean to her maid. 
"Michael Morse is a dirty long hair, and I don’t like those."
-Baby Mary I 

The Kanas City Royal are going to the World Series, and Baby Adolf likes that a lot.

Some are saying that the Royals are America’s team, but that is stupid, because the Royals aren’t named the American Royals, they’re named the Kanas City Royals.

Also, America is big, slow, undisciplined, and it loses it a lot, like the war in Iraq.  

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"When almost everyone wants you to be someone else, it takes guts to be who you want, and I want to be the one who kills every single boy on the San Francisco Giants."
-Baby Mary I 
"If Randy Choate didn’t get that boy out then we would’ve gone to San Francisco (which is so gay and stupid) and chopped his head off and then posted video of us chopping his head off on YouTube. But since he did get that boy out, it’s fine."
-Baby Uday & Qusay 
"Does Mike Matheny have a crush on Randy Choate or something? I mean, he is so stupid. His ERA is so high. And he lost the game yesterday. Michael Wacha should be the pitcher."
-Baby Alexander 

Once upon a time on a bothering and depressing October day, Baby Mary I’s mommy read her an Amy Lowell poem about her favorite season, autumn, which is also the name of Amy’s poem. 

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