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The baby despots are: Baby Adolf * Baby Marie-Antoinette * Baby Jong-il * Baby Uday & Qusay * Baby George III * Baby Idi * Baby Joseph * Baby Mary I * Baby Alexander * Baby Napoleon.

American People:  What do you want, pussy?
Baby Mary I:  I want you dead, bitches.
American People:  Umm...
Baby Mary I:  Bang bang!!!

Today is April 20th, 2014, which means it’s Easter, the day that Columbine happened in 1999, and the day when three new baby despots come to Bambi Muse.

This is who the three new baby despots are…

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"I hate naked pictures, but I would let Eric and Dylan take naked pictures of me."
-Baby Marie-Antoinette
"America is code for failing losers."
-Baby George III
"It’s all truth and beauty with Matt Adams."
-Baby George III
"Life-affirming movies that are 1 hour and 50 minutes long are bad."
-Baby Jong-il
"If today was 1999, then today was supposed to be Columbine, but then Eric moved it back one day so that he could get more ammo."
-Baby George III
"I feel really bad that more of Eric and Dylan’s bombs didn’t work."
-Baby Idi
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