No one is of the opinion that Baby Adolf and the J-E-W-S are fabulous and feverish friends. But still, Hanukkah involves gifts, and Baby Adolf adores those, which is why he hysterically insists that his mommy buy him presents for it.
On the first night Baby Adolf received a cute Abercrombie Kids tote bag so that he can carry things stylishly.
On the second night Baby Adolf got a Caramel Frappuccino. Yes, a Starbucks drink may not fit the traditional description of a gift, but it’s what Baby Adolf wanted more than anything else for the second night.
Nights three through six brought Baby Adolf an assortment of books since books, much like tyrants, create their own wonderful world.
For the penultimate night Baby Adolf asked for (and received) another Caramel Frappuccino.
On the final night Baby Adolf got a second Abercrombie Kids tote bag (he carries a lot of things!).