While crying for further scoops of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream the Bambi Muse baby despots watched Barack H. Obama’s second inauguration. What follows are the baby despots’ thoughts about the whole ordeal:
- Baby Marie-Antoinette: i obviously hate democrats b/c i obviously hate the 99 percent but michelle’s thom browne ensemble is elegant
- Baby Idi: is barack obama related to wesley snipes?
- Baby Adolf:is chuck shumer jewish? he has to be with that nose….
- Baby Jong-Il: harry reid is most likely auditioning for the role of jake gittes in a remake of chinatown
- Baby Alexander: james taylor looks like judith butler
- Baby Joseph: john roberts — umph!
- Baby Napoleon:…barack HUSSEIN obama — hold up, nigga!
- Baby George III: y would anyone ever in their right mind overthrow a king? that’s just plain gay
